Mr Rude Double is a clear, twelve-inch double-ended dildo from the Crystal Jellies range, designed for couples sharing a toy or solo users who want a choice of ends. Both ends are sculpted realistically, with the balanced shaft allowing it to be used from either direction.

Moulded in translucent TPE, it measures 30.5 cm in overall length with a 3.8 cm diameter — a manageable girth given the generous length, which keeps it approachable rather than intimidating. The jelly-style material has a softer, more flexible feel than firm PVC, and the transparent finish gives it a clean, contemporary look. There is nothing to charge or maintain; use it with a water-based lubricant and rinse clean afterwards.